"Hey! Mama shouts to me in the kitchen, "Listen to my horoscope for today!"
"You must contend with the irritating behaviour of someone who seems to think it's very clever to be annoying. Leave them to their on devices and they will soon get bored, and hopefully stop doing it."
When she finished reading she guffawed for a VERY LONG TIME and then said, "So even Sally Brompton knew you were going to piss me off today!"