because none of us is fucking up like we think we are, is what i'm trying to say

Monday, 21 December 2009

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Sat around the dinner table, we were talking about Verbose Auntie's daughter-in-law and her birth.

Verbose Auntie: But apparently she had to have a Cesarean because of the wrong positioning of her pevis, or some such. I don't really understand.

Mama: I had a Cesarean with the second one. Not the first time around though.

Me: Why did you have a Cesarean with Jack but not me?

Mum: He had a big head. (Thinks for a minute). Mind, you've got a massive head too, haven't you? Huge!

There is nothing like installing a bit of confidence into your children, is there?
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