Sat around the dinner table, we were talking about Verbose Auntie's daughter-in-law and her birth.
Verbose Auntie: But apparently she had to have a Cesarean because of the wrong positioning of her pevis, or some such. I don't really understand.
Mama: I had a Cesarean with the second one. Not the first time around though.
Me: Why did you have a Cesarean with Jack but not me?
Mum: He had a big head. (Thinks for a minute). Mind, you've got a massive head too, haven't you? Huge!
There is nothing like installing a bit of confidence into your children, is there?