"Dude, I love what you're doing with your hair today!" I said as I entered the rehearsal room. "It's different every time I see you," I added.
"Yeah, I'm working with a few different products right now, you know? The L'Oreal is working out great for me and-"
"I'm sorry," I interrupted. "Could you start my day a little more gay for me? Thanks."
Damned drama students. Pansies, the lot of them.
