because none of us is fucking up like we think we are, is what i'm trying to say

Wednesday, 17 March 2010


"David? David Jones?" the woman asked loudly as she read from her list of names.

"That's me," the guy at the back replied.

The woman looks up. "Hi!" she said. "Do you prefer David or Dave?"

The guy looked at her. "Chris, please," he said, totally pan-faced.

The next time somebody asks me which name I prefer to go by I am so going to reply Princess Tiamii of Graceland the Third.
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