because none of us is fucking up like we think we are, is what i'm trying to say

Tuesday, 6 April 2010

Quote, End Quote.

Me, to two girlfriends: So you're telling me that if a guy called to say that he had just beat one off at the thought of having you bent over his sofa you wouldn't be overwhelmingly flattered?


Two girlfriends, in unison: Ewwwww! No!


Me: You're fucking crazy.
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