It's funny, she SAID, "I've got some black linen trousers that are too big for me- size 14, short in the leg. Do you want them?"
What I HEARD was, "I've got some black linen trousers that fail to fit my svelte limbs because I'm a skinny bitch- do you want them for your squat, rounded shape instead CHUBSTER?"
So I replied, with all the love in the world, "Oi. Do me a favour. Fuck off."