because none of us is fucking up like we think we are, is what i'm trying to say

Wednesday, 5 May 2010

Quote, End Quote.

It's funny, she SAID, "I've got some black linen trousers that are too big for me- size 14, short in the leg. Do you want them?"


What I HEARD was, "I've got some black linen trousers that fail to fit my svelte limbs because I'm a skinny bitch- do you want them for your squat, rounded shape instead CHUBSTER?"

So I replied, with all the love in the world, "Oi. Do me a favour. Fuck off."
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