This past week I have been helping to train up 120 people from across the English-speaking world, to then send them out to English camps across Italy and essentially make total arses of themselves for money.
I realised this as I stood in the centre of them one afternoon, all of them ready in a circle around me, singing a song about a tea-drinking penguin. "Have you ever seen, a penguin drinking tea?" I sang, and they watched me, listened to me, and then repeated it all back to me. "Well take a look at me, and a penguin you will see!" I then preceeded to flap both arms, both legs, stick my bottom out and hang my tongue out of my mouth before repeating the song all over again so that they could do the same.
This morning they all left to various English camps across Italy. The Penguin Song is going with them.
This is the best job in the world.