because none of us is fucking up like we think we are, is what i'm trying to say

Friday, 24 September 2010

Why I shouldn't be allowed to leave the house alone No. 322.

Bikini waxist: Oh! Lucky you! You get 15% off today.

Me: That's ironic.  I thought you'd already taken off 100%...

Nobody laughed.
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