because none of us is fucking up like we think we are, is what i'm trying to say

Friday, 8 October 2010

Quote, End Quote.

Calum: Oh look, Laura! Primark do wide-fit shoes now.

Me: Yeah, but that isn't my problem. It isn't my feet that are wide, it's my legs.

Jess: You see, my problem is the opposite. I can't wear ankle boots because my calves are too skinny. They fall off me.

Me: Fuck off.
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