But it's also because I work with children, and writing about my va-jay-jay isn't really conducive to a promotion. And I don't want this to become an 'I Live in Rome' website. Plus, I'm working really hard on my manuscript for My Heart Beats Only For You (And A Few Dozen Other People) and it's really important to me to save the best stories and the best energy for that. Incidentally, if you're the person from Random House US who reads me- Hi! My book is nearly ready! I might write the odd post on Facebook over the next few months, because when you itch you should totally scratch, right? Follow me here. I'd love it if you did.
Don't forget to stay in touch on Twitter here, or Flickr here. In case I blog and you miss it, you can register here, but I don't think that'll be happening in a while.
Until I'm back know that I am taking Rome head-on, using my vagina so that you don't have to. I'm dead generous like that.
And thanks, Internet. For everything.