It's counterintuitive and somewhat discrediting to the feminist movement, but I have to say this: I hate wanky men.
You
know the type I mean. Sense of entitlement worn like a business suit.
Attitude draped around their wrist as if a watch, but instead of
telling the time it reminds them that they are superior to whomever
they are talking to. Broad shoulders that are well-balanced in that
they have a chip on both of them, so the stoop they walk with is only
the weight of their own ego.
Imagine
I am addressing the type of man who quite obviously has an adoring
but submissive wife at home. The kind of wife who married for the
security such a man can bring, as long as you behave in the right
way. Challenge him in the sport of exchanging opinion so that
he can brag about the charming and quaint intellect of his trophy, but don't ever show him up in public by proving that sometimes, he might be wrong.
he can brag about the charming and quaint intellect of his trophy, but don't ever show him up in public by proving that sometimes, he might be wrong.
“Oh
darling,” she probably tells him at home. “You're so clever.
Left-wing Liberalist with education and yet right-wing Conservative
with our economy. It's so impressive, my love, how you express such
staunch and aggressive opinion on things that actually you have no
formal knowledge or experience in, and that you can go out into the
wider world and enforce these ill-informed and potentially dangerous
opinions on women out there who no doubt fall at your ignorant feet.”
Well
not this woman.
And it
is women who they are wanky with, because men like this don't
challenge other men. Not in a name other than sport. In jest. But
inherently they dislike educated women because some part of them-
maybe their formal schooling, possibly the influence of their own
fathers, seldom actual experience- means that women should be seen
and not heard. Enhance their learning, but certainly not surpass it.
And for
once, this isn't a blog post about an Italian mentality. This is
irrespective of nationality. I've seen it in many places- except
maybe America. They were generally a lot less wank-y there.
(But
then, I was sleeping with an eighteen year-old, so maybe it's just my
experience that makes them seem much more *ahem* willing to learn
than they actually are.)
It's an
international phenomenon- the Wanky Men Phenomenon- and we let this
happen. And by we, I mean both women and non-wanky men. Because
non-wanky men exist. They just get forgotten about in the cloud of
testosterone fuelled pissing contests that
Wanky Men aren't man enough to undertake with other men. They
perceive women to be weaker, and so they can somehow 'win' at life
through repressing these women, and they don't realise
that sometimes, we fight back. That of course makes us One Of Those
Women who obviously don't shave their legs and who fancy each other,
because dismissal is oft-time more
effective than battle. “Look, she'd have an argument in an empty
room that one. Always raging about something.”
Be a
man then, and fight me with your words.
I
propose an uprising. We say times have changed, that our mothers and
their mothers fought for an equality that somehow means we can stop
asking for more. But it isn't true. We've come such a long way, of
this I have no doubt, but ask yourself: how often is what we
accomplish is tolerated, but not actively encouraged? How often is
accomplishment the exception, not the rule? And how often do we hold
ourselves back, as a people, to make ourselves more paletable?
The
Wives of Wanky Men, who perhaps once were fabulous and proud
themselves, are bullied into the same beliefs as these Wanky Men- and
it is part of the phenomena that they are nearly always married-
until they raise their children that way and we reset the feminist
clock. Then we hide behind the sentiment that, 'Feminism is about
choice,' and so if we chose to support our Wanky Husbands this is
feminism too.
It
isn't.
Your
husband is a bully, and he makes you feel like you aren't enough so
that he can be. And I am not talking about domestic abuse, or
emotional abuse, I am talking about the subtle but damaging
day-to-day interactions that we dismiss as 'men being men' or 'women
being women' that mean actually, we are doing more harm than good.
Ladies,
it doesn't make us unloveable or difficult or lesbians to say that we
are equal AND THEN BEHAVE THAT WAY.
It's
makes us exactly that. Equal.
And
I've no interest in being anything else.