because none of us is fucking up like we think we are, is what i'm trying to say
My New Friend.
This is my new friend, gifted to me by way of a Kinder Surprise by a colleague. We christened him in a non-religious ceremony as Forzuto. I like to keep him with me when I work because the Italian for 'Smurf' is 'Puffo.' My little Puffo.
I feel like that is how I will address my future gay son.